televisionglow:

suddzerz:

hazardgirl:

I like how he is wildly pregnant

yet takes a pregnancy test

and is surprised by the results

then he hugs a flower

well ok

is he birthing a toddler

what am i looking at

This would be a man though. We’d be nine months pregnant with a large baby whale and our oblivious minds would think we’ve just been spending too much time playing xbox and eating too many big macs. 

(via americanxhero)