Hi. You don't know me, but I just followed you and I ship you and Katie harder than the angry fist of God. Just so you know Daltie OTP for life. Also, you need to update your info. Love, Amanda. Please don't hate me after this ask. :D You are wonderful The end.
Hahaha bless this message. Unfortunately, Mississippi, Alabama, and Georgia don’t ship Daltie.
okay so you are one of the funniest people i sort-of-internet-know and your work antics make me laugh while i myself am drowning in boredom at work. i would definitely date you if you lived around me or in the same country, but alas i live in your country's tophat. you are also very cute.
Well this made my day definitely take a turn for the better. I love making people laugh, and I’m flattered that you find me cute.
my honest opinion of your blog is that it's really funny, I mean I laugh at almost every single thing you post funny. (: basically it's among the top 4 blogs I completely and totally stalk - as in, I go all the way back to the last post I remember seeing last time I logged in. I do this every time I'm online ~creepystalkervibe lol
I saw the most beautiful girl in class today. Like, so beautiful that I actually imagined our lives together. We have three kids (Melody, Lily, and Pigwidgeon). Like she was so fucking hot, and I don’t usually say that but I couldn’t stand it.
And she stared at me while giving a speech in class. I just want to say, “I have named our unborn children, hello, I’m Dalton.”