I can never watch Pearl Harbor without bad memories flying in my bed. So listen. I just got a brand new furby and my mom got Pearl Harbor on DVD. My family was watching it in the living room.
I come in the room and say, “Look, my furby can fly!” I then proceed to throw the furby in the fucking air, and it smacks my mom in the face so freaking hard. She started bleeding and I got punished.
The Japanese bombed the shit out of Pearl Harbor.
Furby bombed the shit out of my mom’s face.