January 2011
IT’S NOT MIDNIGHTS YET JERKSHITS, STOP POPPING THE DAMN BOMBS. 
Jan 1st
Jan 1st
kate-quit-lollygagging asked: Happy New year!




btw, I'd totally watch harry potter with you! just sayinL)
Jan 1st
angels-minion-deactivated201109 asked: Lego Harry Potter?! *is jealous*

It's been.. confusing. I keep getting mixed signals from this one guy. It totally frustrates me. Aha.
Jan 1st
angels-minion-deactivated201109 asked: Lego Harry Potter?! *is jealous*

It's been.. confusing. I keep getting mixed signals from this one guy. It totally frustrates me. Aha.
Jan 1st
kate-quit-lollygagging asked: Happy New year!




btw, I'd totally watch harry potter with you! just sayinL)
Jan 1st
Oh no people. My birthday is April 24th (EASTER!).  I’m just being stupid. :(
Jan 1st
angels-minion-deactivated201109 asked: I've never talked to you before and I thought, since it's a New Year, I'd say hello.

So hey!
Hope you're having a good start to the New Year!
Jan 1st
15 minutes till I turn 21. 
Jan 1st
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angels-minion-deactivated201109 asked: I've never talked to you before and I thought, since it's a New Year, I'd say hello.

So hey!
Hope you're having a good start to the New Year!
Jan 1st
Jan 1st
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Followers: waawawawawa i’ve never had a new years kiss.  Me: I have virgin lips, and I’m perfectly happy. GETOVA IT. 
Jan 1st
beerandboxwine used a Michael Scott quote on me. I am so excited right now. 
Jan 1st
theflowerandthestag asked: I'm basically in love with you and your blog.

Okay... done being brave now.

Bye.
Jan 1st
theflowerandthestag asked: I'm basically in love with you and your blog.

Okay... done being brave now.

Bye.
Jan 1st
This is the year I’m going to buy a cat and name her Macy. I’m going to lose like a hundred pounds and become a supermodel. Then I’m going to get my novels published and tell JK she inspired me. Then she’ll say I inspire her. After that, I’ll move to NYC and tell Donald Trump he’s fired. Lady GAGA will write a song about me. I’ll meet the love of my life,...
Jan 1st
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Merry Birthday Jesus.  Hang Land Signs. 
Jan 1st
Now that it’s 2011, technically we’ve already seen the second part of Deathly Hallows. It was amazing. 
Jan 1st
Happy New Years.  I’ll just pretend I’m not Central Time Zone and go to bed now. 
Jan 1st
Anonymous asked: I'm kissing you at midnight! [through tumblr, oh the glory of the internet!]
Jan 1st
Anonymous asked: I'm kissing you at midnight! [through tumblr, oh the glory of the internet!]
Jan 1st
The Office is on.  :>
Jan 1st
Jan 1st
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I think I might have singlehandedly gotten hundreds of girls drunk just now. 
Jan 1st
preparetodrop asked: Yes, you may have seen it this afternoon, but you didn't get the full experience. You didn't have people whispering all around you and little babies crying and you probably had your feet up and you probably were able to scream out quotes without worrying about other people hearing.
Jan 1st
preparetodrop asked: Yes, you may have seen it this afternoon, but you didn't get the full experience. You didn't have people whispering all around you and little babies crying and you probably had your feet up and you probably were able to scream out quotes without worrying about other people hearing.
Jan 1st
Jan 1st
preparetodrop asked: I've seen Deathly Hallows more times than you! I've seen Deathly Hallows more times than you! I've seen Deathly Hallows more times than you! I've seen Deathly Hallows more times than you! I've seen Deathly Hallows more times than you! I've seen Deathly Hallows more times than you! I've seen Deathly Hallows more times than you!
Jan 1st
preparetodrop asked: I've seen Deathly Hallows more times than you! I've seen Deathly Hallows more times than you! I've seen Deathly Hallows more times than you! I've seen Deathly Hallows more times than you! I've seen Deathly Hallows more times than you! I've seen Deathly Hallows more times than you! I've seen Deathly Hallows more times than you!
Jan 1st
hasa--diga--eebowai asked: omg. this show. I can't even. So weird.
Jan 1st
Sorry Allison! I’m just kidding.  She ends up with Haymitch. >.>
Jan 1st
hasa--diga--eebowai asked: omg. this show. I can't even. So weird.
Jan 1st
Anonymous asked: ...Katniss is with Peeta and not Gale.
Jan 1st
@rictus-sempra
This is my main problem. I need you Tumblr girls to appear in real life. 
Jan 1st
In 2011, I just want to find a girl that will watch Harry Potter with me and discuss why Katniss should be with Peeta not Gale. 
Jan 1st
captain-stardust asked: The old lady wears shorter shirts than I do.
NOT OKAY

though I do love that shes dressed like a 1920's pilot.
Jan 1st
captain-stardust asked: The old lady wears shorter shirts than I do.
NOT OKAY

though I do love that shes dressed like a 1920's pilot.
Jan 1st
Jan 1st
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This old old lady is on TLC. Please go look at this. 
Jan 1st
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984 notes
A Tumblr Drinking Game:
Every time you see a post about Darren Criss, take a shot.* *You are guaranteed to get alcohol poisoning. 
Jan 1st
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New Years Resolution:
satayhunger: somehow become attractive. been there, done that.
Jan 1st
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Please let this torrent of LOVE AND OTHER DRUGS work. 
Jan 1st
lol this lady had an orgasm when delivering her baby.  That child is going to be so fucked up.  “So little Tommy, you gave your mom an orgasm?”
Jan 1st
Anonymous asked: Why do you want the battery to die? & I thought they got 10 hours of life
Jan 1st
Anonymous asked: Why do you want the battery to die? & I thought they got 10 hours of life
Jan 1st
I’m trying to let my macbook pro’s battery die.  This is really hard. It’s been four hours, and I still have three hours of battery life left. 
Jan 1st
captain-stardust asked: Demon Vag Girl totally had a baby. I seriously hope they c-sectioned that baby out, for her sake.
Also, she's the prettiest person that has been on this show.
Jan 1st
This girl’s vagina is still broken.  I feel so bad for her husband. 
Jan 1st
captain-stardust asked: Demon Vag Girl totally had a baby. I seriously hope they c-sectioned that baby out, for her sake.
Also, she's the prettiest person that has been on this show.
Jan 1st