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xbox420:

jerry accidentally walked into someone elses interview so he backtracked and pulled out his phone and just scrolled through it in the middle of the red carpet

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apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

(via runnwiththedoctor)

sherbies:

sherbies:

i have no idea why but during this scene

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all i could think of was this one scene in 21 jump street and i

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i have way too much time on my hands

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I’m watching the Internship and it’s actually a great movie. The kids are actually great actors, especially Dylan from Teen Wolf. 

dylanohcryin:

do u ever daydream about decorating ur first apartment bc i do

(via justanotherfoolishlovesong)

This movie was gold. 

(via madnessandsmiles)

obeseblackguy:

when the internet takes a lil over a millisecond to load

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molly-cyrus:

kimberllyrose:

whitegirlsaintshit:

…nah, it’s a coincidence. right?

Yo….
molly-cyrus

I’m screaming at the top of my lungs.

"We learned late last night that such concerns may be eclipsed manifold by the tragic news equivalent to losing hundreds of years of broad expertise in combatting HIV/AIDS.

Many HIV/AIDS researchers, officials, and activists – perhaps scores – had been traveling on Malaysia Airlines Flight 17 en route to the 20th anniversary AIDS 2014 conference in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia.”

This is some time traveling, butterfly effect bullshit right here. 

(via tw3rkingforjesus)